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  • Jun. 19th, 2009 at 9:26 AM
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What's your favorite thing to show out-of-town guests when they come to visit?

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I'm in Maryland, a pretty state. It's nickname is America in Miniature because we have mountains and lakes to the west and beaches to the east.

In Baltimore, I would recommend the National Aquarium, a better then average aquarium.

what happened to dena?

  • Apr. 13th, 2009 at 7:33 PM
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One of the communities I belong to is [info]dena1470 I just noticed her site is down. Anyone know what happened?

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The Two-Minute Haggadah

  • Apr. 8th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
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Because there is a full moon out tonight, it's time for......

A Freilach & Zisen Pesach

In case you want to 'read ahead' for Pesach ....


  The Two-Minute Haggadah

  A Passover service for the impatient.
  By Michael Rubiner

  Opening prayers:
  Thanks, G-d, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
  Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)

  Overview:
  Once we were slaves in Egypt.  Now we're free.  That's why we're
  doing this.

  Four questions:
  1. What's up with the matzoh?
  2. What's the deal with horseradish?
  3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
  4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?

  Answers:
  1. When we left Egypt, we were in a hurry. There was no time for
      making decent bread.
  2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
  3. It's called symbolism.
  4. Free people get to slouch.

  A funny story:
  Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was
  morning. (Heat soup now.)

  The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
  Wise child-explain Passover.
  Simple child-explain Passover slowly.
  Silent child-explain Passover loudly.
  Wicked child-browbeat in front of the relatives.

  Speaking of children:
  We hid some matzoh. Whoever finds it gets five bucks.

  The story of Passover:
  It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt.  Pharaoh is a
  nightmare.  We cry out for help.  G-d brings plagues upon the
  Egyptians.   We escape, bake some matzoh.   G-d parts the Red
  Sea.   We make it through; the Egyptians aren't so lucky.
  We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah,
  wind up in Israel, get a new temple, enjoy several
  years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)

  The 10 Plagues:
  Blood, Frogs, Lice-you name it.

  The singing of "Dayenu":
  If G-d had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies,
  it would've been enough.

  If he'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea, if
  would've been enough.

  If he'd parted the Red Sea-(Remove gefilte fish from
  refrigerator now.)

  Eat matzoh.  Drink more wine.  Slouch.

  Thanks again, G-d, for everything.

  SERVE MEAL!

So cute, so true

  • Mar. 7th, 2009 at 4:02 PM
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Are you a student?
Do you do something like this?
It's normal, isn't it? LOLz

New school semester:
At the 1st week:
At the 2nd week:
Before the midterm test:
During the midterm test:
After the midterm test:
Before the final exam:
Once know the final exam schedule:
7 days before final exam:
6 days before final exam:
5 days before final exam:
4 days before final exam:
3 days before final exam:
2 days before final exam:
1 day before final exam:
A night before final exam:
1 hour before final exam:
During the final exam:
Once walk from the exam hall:
After the final exam, during the holiday:

(Made by [info]witch_fairy)

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Anybody walk to work?

  • May. 5th, 2008 at 3:16 PM
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walking )

Real men do ballet

  • Apr. 24th, 2008 at 1:37 PM
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This is so manly.... Stick around.  It gets better


Look )

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Sail On.....

  • Apr. 20th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
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Aw...Chinese junks, don't you just love them?  I do.  They make the best junk I've ever seen.  I have a model of one at home.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=310241&affid=100055



Actually, all countries make good and bad junk.  I can remember back in the days when Americans made junk.  It was good and bad.  So, I don't understand the fuss.  In a way, you can't have the good without the bad.  It shows that all people are human.

I only buy Italian myself.

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I voted for...........

  • Feb. 12th, 2008 at 4:22 PM
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Ms Clinton.  Today was our primary, so I marched through the snow (small amount but slippery) and gave her my vote.  She won't win, but I don't mind.  There's always a vagina in the White House, but its either the Mrs or the partner for the evening.  I wanted one with power. I would have said women by the way.  But there was always a chance that of one our presidents in the past dressed up like one when no one was looking.

I did better then my husband.  Typical of him,  He made himself  a Libertarian  He politely asked if anyone of his persusion  was running.  They told him no.  The voting volunteers looked appaled  at the very idea.  What do you expect of a politcal party only formed in 1971?  That man has some strange ideas.

Super Bowl 7 Jane Austen 0

  • Feb. 3rd, 2008 at 10:26 PM
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Boring!  I sneaked off from the super bowl party at my house (again) to watch  a biography of Jane Austen on PBS yet.  Arg...awful, dull and just plain stupid.  Despite the whooping and hollowing down stairs,with the football saga, that show managed to put me to sleep.  Lets face,it. Austen's real life was nothing to base a film on..  Too unattractive and too inteligent to marry, she sat around, wrote books,, got sick and died. I mean, what else was an educated upper class women to do?  This was a fictionalized biography.    They knew her real life was too much of a dud to film, so they spiced it up, inventing potential Mr Darcys that did not pan out.  As much as I love Austen books and hate football, the super bowl won in this case as far as a plot goes.

New meaning to online shopping

  • Jan. 22nd, 2008 at 4:40 PM
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HEMA is a Dutch department store.     
The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam      
 Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands          
 HEMA also has stores in Belgium, Luxemburg, and Germany        
 In June of this year, HEMA was sold to British investment company Lion Capital.     
Take a look at HEMA's product page.      
You can't order anything and it's in Dutch but just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens
This company has a sense of humor and a great computer programming team

http://producten.hema.nl/

Internet Explorer and Google Mail Why?

  • Jan. 13th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
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For the past 2 days, I have not been able to access Google mail using my usual browser, Internet Explorer. All I get is a white blank sheet.  I have no clue why.  If I switch to Firefox or Netscape, I can access it.  I use gmail for Live Journal  responses.  

Anyone know why?  Anyone have this problem?  (Sigh...I hate  to switch browsers)

Lucky part deux "You'll Live"

  • Jan. 2nd, 2008 at 1:41 PM
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Thats what Dr. Galligher told me.  My cut still stings a bit.  The aches are subsiding. My cut is clean, the one part of me that is.  Before my trip to the doctor, I had not bathed in two days.  I prayed my deodorant would hold out.  I hurt too much to shower and my hair is matted with dried blood and proxidede. Yay...he didn't have to shave my hair.

Ah....better now.  I took a shower and combed out the dried blood.  I can't get my cut wet for a few more days. So I'm shooting for this weekend to wash my hair.  At least I can comb it now..  I'm not as blonde as I feared before, but a bit tiny bit lighter at the back of my head.   I got a Rx for the pain and the something to keep the cut clean. 

Dr. Galligher is quite a doctor.  I inherited him when I married my husband.  All the Shapiros go  to the Dr. Lawrence Gallighers  Unwritten law.   All internists, all four of them.  Starting from the 1st Dr. Galligher in the early part of the 20th century.  Mine is Lawrence the 4th.  My husband suggested we put up the baby gate at the steps.  I'm sure that is one of his little jokes.

Thank you all for your concern.

 

Lucky

  • Jan. 1st, 2008 at 7:28 PM
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Well this is a New Year day I'm going to remember for a long time.  I still can't remember the part before I woke up, lying on my back, with blood oozing out from my head, at the landing of a 12 step flght of stairs.

Back track to New Year's eve.  My husband brought home a $48.00 bottle of French champaigne.  It tasted as good as it cost.  I am 5'3" and 110 lbs.  That went out the window with the champaigne.  Needless to say, I was feeling that alcohol.  I remember going back to bed about 2:00AM.  I got up about 4:00AM reeling with a hangover.  At some point after I left the bathroom I either, tripped, lost my balance, etc.  Anyway I woke up my husband and son with a series of thumping noices down the steps. I came to with my husband inches away from 911 and my son asking me if I was OK. 

To the point, I have an inch long gash at the back of my head, and ache from head to toe on one side of my body.  My husband put peroxide on my cut.  Now I'm suddenly a partial blonde. .  Nothing broken,  but I going to see the doctor tomorrow. The scary part, if I didn't hit the edge of the wall before I went down the steps, I would have broken my neck and or killed.

The Police are here!

  • Dec. 27th, 2007 at 12:35 PM
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I have off this week and next.  Not planning to go anywhere.  Not expecting anything to happen today.  I found  a bunch of cds in my mail box.  A friend of mine promised to send me some copies of The Police concerts.  He sent me more then 5 of them.  Wow.  I've got concerts from them from 1980 to 2007.  Cool!!  I thought my friend had frogotten.  Thank you!!

Coming to a computer screen soon

  • Sep. 28th, 2006 at 9:46 PM
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Ivy's going to update! A new H/L story. Goody...I love her fiction.

Lets see..I'm still wating for the next chaper from Virdian

Finished 13 Steps Down. Next up Twins

So much to read...so little time
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What is this abut those jeans? Love them. Left my old boot cuts in the dust. Nothing but skinnies for me. I'm a skinny girl looking for jeans and I found them. Now they have super skinny jeans. Yum...can't wait to try them.

On the reading front....just finished Water for Elephents. Fantastic, though I did kind of cry at the end. Next up is 13 Steps Down by Ruth Rendel. Love her.

Have lost interest in Star Wars fiction. Don't know why.....I just don't. I have since discovered HP fan fiction. They range from God awful to wonderful. My favorute so far Harry Potter an the nightmares of futures past. Plot not original...but who cares...love it. I think the only Han/Leia I'll read is from Ivylore. Hope she updates her site.

Thoughts on Atkins

  • Mar. 19th, 2006 at 4:05 PM
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First of all since 1999, I've been 110lbs. Atkins was my first and only diet. Up until I had my child, I never had a weight problem. It was only afterwords that I started putting on weight. at 5'3" , I showed the extra weight. I became a pasta junkie. Not sweets mind you, just pasta, bread, potato, etc. You get the picture. I went though the diet (a very difficult one) before Atkins became the household name . Now Atkins is passe, with low fat back in. I can understand the decline in in Atkins. Most people don't want to give up comfort foods. I can't knock the it though. I lost all of it in six months. Low fat would have done it, but it would have taken much longer. I have stayed this weight through watching my caloric intake. Yes, its nice being able to wear just about anythng and not to mention wearing a size 0-2. I saw a program the other day about the gowing obesity in the U.S. Too much rich good found around us. Obesity has become so bad, they Army has trouble with recrutment. They have their work cut out trying to get a group of young men (canon fodder not withdtanding) in shape

Sandwiches and Ducks

  • Mar. 12th, 2006 at 1:19 PM
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David, my husband went to the park yesterday. I had to work. Anyway, he had a peaceful day sittng by a large pond eating a sandwich. Then the ducks came. They walked right up to him unafraid, demanding to be fed. He bagan to throw some bread at them. One of ducks came right to his leg and RUBBED himeself agains him. David thought he imagined this, but no, the duck did it again. After a while they left him search of more victims. They found some by the parking lot, raising a ruckus demanding to be fed. When one of the men shooed it away, the duck came back and bit him in the groin.

Weighty Issue

  • Feb. 26th, 2006 at 11:27 AM
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I am very happy with my weight. At 5'3" and 110lbs I see nothing wrong with that. Now grant you, my husband would like to see me at the 118lb range, but he has given up on that. This becomes annoying each time I see my sister. I don't see her that often...she lives the next state over. Well I was at her house last night for dinner. Predictably, she bagan to question me about my weight...why I don't eat more. If she is not after me to gain weight, she is after my 5' younger sister to lose some. I deliberately left food on my plate just to tick her of..